Thursday, February 8, 2024

Meet the 2024 Party Animals!


 As the winners of the 2023 tour, the Party Animals are determined to continue their reign over Bananaland. Fan favorites are back, a surprising addition in a former Banana, and some fresh faces are here for the 2024 season. 

    Go-to for home run derbies, outfielder extraordinaire, and former major leaguer#1- Jake Skole; 
    Used during most of the pre-game weigh ins and normal first baseman- #2- Jason Swan; 
    Last season he was typically catcher or designated/extra hitter, son of a former major league player- #3- Dalton Cornett; 
    You can usually find him in the sides of the outfield (or Tinder as his nickname would suggest)- #4- Tanner Thomas; 
    New this year and recovering from a hand injury currently, but going to make an impact in the infield- #5- Jorden Hussein; 
    Last years lead off hitter and centerfielder-#6- Reece Hampton; 
    3rd baseman, designated/extra hitter, and Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonator- #8- Bryson Bloomer; 
    Party Animal trick play leader, second baseman, and leader in all of Bananaland on the amount of beers chugged during a game- #9- Dustin Baber; 
    Last year, he cut off most of his hair in a charity fundraiser for Bananas Foster and is a starting pitcher- #10- Bret Helton; 
    Primarily played as short stop last year- #11- Chase Achuff; 
    Newcomer this year, infielder- #12- Noah Fisher; 
    Pitcher last year- #15- Dylan Porter; 
    A new face this year added to the pitching staff- #17- Dalton Ponce; 
    Another new person on the mound- #21- Riyan Rodriguez; 
    Pitcher new to the team- #23- Garrett Declue; 
    The last new face on the mound- #26- Taj Porter; 
    Hip thrusting his way as a relief pitcher, and always on the dugouts for the last inning- #27- Jake Lialios; 
    Relief pitcher from last year- #28- Drew Gillespie; 
    Nicknamed "the exterminator" as a relief pitcher but moved to starting pitcher- #31- Sean Fluke; 
    Coming over to the dark side, he's ready to strike out his former teammates- #33- Connor Higgins; 
    Relief pitcher that came in towards the middle of last season- #37- Zach Blakenship; 
    Replacing Vavasis behind the plate- #41- Bronson Balholm; 
    You can find him in his short shorts either on the mound as a starting pitcher or as the designated hitter- #777- Garett Delano.
    Mike Vavasis is back to coach his guys to another winning season, and he is joined by new coaches Isaac Hess and Anthony Coromato. The biggest party in baseball will be held at 6 different Major League stadiums, and the insane finale to the season comes in the form of a 5 day cruise to the Bahamas. The year promises to be wild.

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